Today, instead of____________,

I will do my nails. (Yes, Guys, even yours could use some attention.)

Today, instead of____________,

I will pet an animal. It could be a stuffed one.

Today, instead of____________,

I will start my Christmas list.

Today, instead of____________,

I will plan my dream vacation.

Today, instead of___________,

I will stretch like this.

Today, Instead of____________,

I will think seriously about the Gettysburg Address.

Today, instead of ____________

I will floss.
I'll give 'em a good work over. Even if it's the middle of the afternoon.